Only the best of feelings
can exist down here, friends.

Welcome to the evil speakeasy of the Lord's anointed!

Here at the Holy of Homies you can enjoy some drinks that are delicious to the taste and very desirable.

Further Light & Knowledge
(Vodka, Lime, Pineapple, Simple, ginger beer)
the perfect cocktail for a new alcohol drinker

Return and Report
(Anejo tequila, Passionfruit, lime)
a passionfruit margarita [Morgan's Favorite!]

Health in the Navel
(Orange juice, Tequila, homemade grenadine)
Tequila Sunrise

Sin and Tonic
(Gin, Lemon, Simple, Tonic)
a more delicious G&T [Alissa's Favorite!]

The Thumb Extended
(Vodka, Coffee Liqueur, Cream )
The Dude's favorite

We Will Get Down
(2 rums, Lime, Curacao, Orgeat)
a MaiTai that gets Jared dancing

Melchezi-daquiri
(Bourbon, local root beer)
a High Priest's Highball

Evil Spirits
(Whiskey, bitters, orange, smoke)
some old fashioned wickedness

Sacrilicious
(Tequila, lime, simple, watermelon soda)
A watermelon Margarita

Piña Koloba
(Rum, Pineapple, Lime, Cream of Coconut)
Like a vacation on a beach "nearest to where God dwells"

The Witness Tipple
(Cucumber vodka, lime, ginger beer)
A cucumber riff on the classic mule

We Command You to Depart, Motherfucker
(Vodka, Tequila, Gin, Rum, Curacao, Sprite, Lime)
Adios, Satan [Raise your hand to the square to order!]

Choose the Ry
(Rye Whiskey, Bitters, Sugar, Lemon)
an irreverent Sazerac [Thanks to Ryan, the generous benefactor behind "I Am He Who Knocketh"}

The Philosophies of Men, Mingled with Spirits

Soon: The history of alcohol production among the human species, from 13,000 years ago to the present.